Call me lazy if you dare, but I figured if I said I'd shut myself away in my dorm concentrating on homework, none of you would believe me.

So what have I been doing all this time? Missions? Fuck no.

I've been steadily decreasing this place's kitten population. ♥

How tragic.

With all the capacity in this place you’d think I’d find at least one person to play with, yes? Well you’re wrong (as usual, fucking moron). There is nobody here even worth an ounce of my time except for the cats. Does anyone own a white fluffy kitten with green eyes? His tail’s broken now. I stepped on him. ♥

This isn’t any fun. I bet you’re all the same type of pathetic people that my parents are. Were. Are they still even alive? …they are.

Well. It looks like I’ll be concentrating on forensics. I hope all my classmates are squeamish. I’d like to watch them pass out and fall onto the bloody trays. Imagine their faces when they realize what they’ve done? Ha. They’ll fucking spew lunch everywhere. ♥

This journal is now being used for spero_academy Please unfriend this journal otherwise. ♥

Oh look Tseng, it seems as though Reno has come back to us. Forgive me for being so late in noticing my darling, but when one comes back after such a long absence, I can not help but overlook such a detail.

Fear not though, I'll be giving you a welcome home ceremony.

By castrating you. ♥

Now I remember why I don't have a roommate.

You all keep apologizing for things you say you didn't mean. Well that's stupid. If you say something, chances are you meant it. However, you all feel the need to be accepted and will therefore stoop to beg forgiveness so as not to be hated. Well then.

Fuck you. ♥

There's a chocolate creme pie in the fridge. If any of you touch it I'll peel the flesh off of your fingers and sew it on your lips.

You know, the last social even this place had was nothing to squawk about. With Luxord leading things, I don't see how it will be any better.

But.. it seems like you worthless pieces of meaningless existence don't have anything better to do.

So enjoy your little festivities kiddies. I hope you all get alcohol poisoning. ♥

It's seems that a worm has made its way into the mansion. Accompanied (within it's being) but a little worm.

He's not all that bad. Saïx, perhaps you'd like to play with him. His temper flares rather easily.

Well you're all pretty damn pathetic.

Vexen, that animal. Did it die yet?

I could have had a nice purse or pair of gloves made out of that animal.

But why just hang it? Couldn't you skin it or mangle it's body a bit? It would have been a happier sight.

Seriously, you're all fucking stupid.

Fuck you and fuck your mom.

♥

Anyone worth talking to seems to have up and disappeared. Pity.

I'm going back to bed.

Looks like Santa paid me a little visit the other day. ♥

Watch out fuckers.

( Private to Zell;; Unhackable )


Oh, and that was so sweet of you Reno, to just up and leave during the holiday season. When I get out of this place, I'm going to kill you.

Slowly. ♥

[ooc;; Santa came to Larxene and gave her lots of coal!! and knives. She finally realized that Reno is le gone, and she isn't very happy about it :D She needs a new favourite toy. Any volunteers? XD]

I'm really not that attached. Don't believe all those lies. ♥

You see..there's this boy.

But he isn't my husband.

What have I done?

It looks like someone forgot to finish coloring me in~ ♥

It's just like in that children's tale~ What was it again? The Wizard of Oz?

If I only had a heart~ I'd hate you all so very very much that I may just have to gauge out your eyeballs and use them to decorate my Christmas tree. I could enjoy that you know. I always heard that intestines make nice garland. Perhaps your heart for my star? Yes. That would be pretty.

Wouldn't it be lovely? ♥

Where being social isn't exactly my thing, a ball might just cure the boredom.

I don't suppose anyone that matters will be attending, however.

[ooc;; This is totally a staying-active post :3 But on that note, Larxene will be wearing This dress and These shoes. :3 I don't think anyone else has that yet, and if so, Larxene can pull a hissy fit :D]

He speaks of abuse as he neglects.

Oh what a wonderful marriage this is. ♥

I think I'll take a weekend off. This place has everything I've wanted thusfar and I imagine a few days in a spa would be nice. Not to mention I can't stand listening to all you pussies bitch about stupid shit.

If there's a book or twenty missing from the library and you wanted it too bad, it's with me. ♥

If anyone goes into my room and messes anything up, refer to the previous entry for your punishment. ♥

[ooc;; I'm going to Maine for the weekend, so that's my excuse :3]

My, my, my.

So much drama in this mansion~ Unfortunately, it's slowly creeping closer and closer to me. Look, it's already infected part of the organization.

Here's a little warning to you all: Anyone who ever involves me in something so... petty will get their inner organs plastered to my wall. ♥

Oh and Reno dear, how do you like the new hole in the wall? I got terribly bored~ ♥